It has recently been brought to my attention that I am not really Harold K. Howard, that I am, in reality, Harold C. Howard, former UFC fighter and convicted felon. Imagine my surprise. I thought I was supposed to be Dale Dugas? Or was it Gerald Greysmith? Or was it Carmen Sandiego? Or did I shoot J.R.? Or did I shoot Greedo first? Or was I Ra's al Ghul? Perhaps I am just a glitch in the matrix. The world may never know. At any rate, Gerald J. let me know about a post by none other than one of the most famous frauds in the world of martial arts – Franklin Wanks Ducks, er, Frank W. Dux. I feel honored. In an ashamed, dirty kinda way. This appears to have originated with Arkham escapee #96530, whose name is similar to Dumbass Witless Gelding (or something like that) who, the only crayon he hadn't already eaten in hand, assumed everything he posted without performing a simple internet search, assumed that wikipedia is a reliable source to confirm said assumptions, and tapped out his mental midden heap onto a keyboard. Frank Dux, fool that he is, doesn't care about trivialities like truth, reality, facts, evidence, etc., so he did the only thing fools know how to do, he ran with it. Without considering the source. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Howard Let's go down the list, shall we? It's H.K., not H.C. Is it Howard, or is it Hayward? I'm an American, not a Canadian (sorry Canuckleheads). I don't have a black belt in jujutsu. I don't have a black belt in goju ryu. I have never competed. Not in mma, and certainly not in the UFC. I have never attempted to murder anyone, family member or otherwise. I have never been sentenced to a term in any prison. Some of the assumptions made in this largely incoherent blog entry: Somehow, after only weeks of membership and spotty participation, I am now the “leader” of the Bullshit Martial Arts facebook group. Fact Check: FALSE I am not even an administrator of the group, nor do I care to be. I wear wife-beaters and sport a mullet. Fact Check: FALSE I do not wear wife-beaters, nor do I sport a mullet. My preferences tend to short-sleeved t-shirts and buzzcuts. I am prohibited by federal law from owning any firearms. Fact Check: FALSE I fully support the Second Amendment and do not object to firearms ownership, even though I do not personally own one. I have been ordered to supply authorities with a DNA sample. Fact Check: FALSE I have never been ordered by any governmental authority to provide anyone with a DNA sample. Nor have I met any female officers attractive enough to be rewarded with one. So, if I'm not Harold C. Howard, then who am I? My true identity is irrelevant to the discussion. I am not the subject, frauds and their false claims are the subject. I am a private American citizen exercising his right to freedom of the press, granted by God and protected (somewhat) by the Constitution. If someone has any evidence that I am Harold C. Howard, or Dale Dugas, or anyone else, I'd like to see it. And that's that. I did have a good laugh about this, though. Thanks, fools.
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Jonn Lilyea
3/17/2023 07:06:44 pm
IF ANYBODY has any evidence that H.K. is still alive..? Get on here and bloviate because fucking H. fucking K... is fucking dead, right..?
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5/17/2023 11:28:09 am
I read on "this ain't hell blog" where Dugas is losing his ass in the lawsuit with Lordus Dingus and HK Haybailer's names all over it and then have died at the same time... WoW... Who would have thought.
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7/18/2023 10:32:08 am
The actual dirty Mixed Martial Arts Story nobody wants to publicize in the mixed martial arts circles. All the supposed fake martial arts hunters backed one person to regulate martial arts businesses in central Florida.
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